WELCOME TO THE 2020 GOLDEN PIGTAIL SMUT AWARDS
I’m your Sommelier of Smut for the evening, Alexa Sommers, and I’ll be bringing you the blow by blow of this years awards live from the frozen tundra of my living room.
We went all out this year, rolled out the red carpet (yes it even matches the drapes) and put on our best corset just for you, the fans.
This year’s Golden Pigtails received over 100 nominations by some of the best erotic authors in the field and I am proud to say that titles such as “Daddies Dark Taboo Fetish VOL 23” did not make the list despite spending the year dominating Amazon’s Lesbian Fiction Ranks.
It would appear our fans have taste! (or that Felicity Fell is finally making some head… way)
Votes were cast by over 600 unique voters for a total of over 5000 votes across 11 Categories and some of the races were EXTREMELY close… tied to the same chair, better be using protection close.
We also received thousands of late night mysterious mail in ballots but you can rest assured that only those also accompanied by denominations of 20’s or higher were counted.
We want to send a HUGE thank you to all that voted and a heartfelt shoutout to ALL the nominees. Please take the time to review the full Nomination List – 2020 Golden Pigtail Nominees and pick up any of the amazing stories you have not yet read!
Enough about that, let’s take about me…. err… I mean the awards. The Author of each winning title will receive a $20 Amazon Gift Card and the top three stories win the right to use they Gold, Silver and Bronze Pigtails seals on their cover or marketing.
The 2020 Rookie Smut Star (a race that was within 5 votes until only a couple hours before the polls closed) will $50 Amazon Gift Card and a Customized Golden Pigtail Seal. Since no one showed up to my living room to claim their awards (despite promises of debauchery and wine) we will be reaching out to winners in the next 24 hours.
So… enough with the explanations it’s time to Level Up this awards ceremony and get to the results.
The “Drop the Mic it’s Time to Flyte” Award for Erotic Poetry
So close, this race was so damn tight, drop the mic it’s time to Flyte.
1 Vote separated the winner and runner up for best erotic poetry.
And the Winners are:
2nd Place with 30.8% of the Vote
1st Place with 31.2% of the Vote
The “All Love” Award for LGBTQ+ Erotica
Not a single “Daddies Dark Dom 47” Entry and still this was a battle from the start to the finish. All three of these book are within 9 votes.
And the Winners are:
2nd Place with 16.1% of the Vote
1st Place with 17.6% of the Vote
The “Things That Go Hump in the Night” Award for Paranormal/Horror Erotica
While the winner clawed out a decent lead late in the polling only 2 votes stood between second and third place. Another great category.
And the Winners are:
2nd Place with 21% of the Vote
1st Place with 27% of the Vote
The “Any Excuse for Some Smut” Award for Holiday Themed Erotica
This vote switched hourly in the days leading up to the polls closing. With 10 minutes to go there was a tie for the lead, however 1 vote ended up standing between 1st and 2nd.
And the Winners are:
2nd Place with 27.5% of the Vote
1st Place with 27.7% of the Vote
The “Shouldn’t You Be Monetizing This?” Award for Free Smut
If the winners of this category don’t start monetizing their work I will be forced to break out the flogger. They are far too good to be giving this smut away.
And the Winners are:
3rd Place with 15.4% of the Vote
Fuck, Marry, Kill by Stella Taylor – View Story
2nd Place with 17.4% of the Vote
Daddy’s Valentine’s Surprise by Crimson Penguin – View Story
1st Place with 27.1% of the Vote
In His Office by Amelia Riley – View Story
The “Levelled Up” Golden Pigtail Rookie Smut Star of 2020
And that brings us to the final Category. The stand out rookie erotic author of 2020. Again this was a battle right up until the final day when a lead was finally gained.
And the Winners are:
3rd Place with 16.4% of the Vote
Sterling Wilder
2nd Place with 23.8% of the Vote
Cullen Parker
1st Place with 29% of the Vote and 2020 Rookie Smut Star is:
Amelia Riley